When someone hacks a website and steals your credit card information, you can always dispute the charges and say, “My account was hacked.” and get your money back.

But when you receive a Stegosaurus costume for your dog, you don’t often get a refund when you tell them, “I was under inebriated¬†duress”. I know, because I’ve been there.
In my defense, if it can be called that, I was sober when I bought my horse mask. I regret nothing.